Episodes

Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
371. Pirate Hog
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Paul Thomas Anderson movies, meager rib bites, spending too much money, UFC 370, ice buttplugs, smoking hella blunts, violent rap verses & wasting all our film.
Outro song: "Neon Signs" by Robscure
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Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
370. Bi-Winning
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Holy Smokes festival, stolen merch, seeing The Effigies at Riot Fest, GWAR beheading the president, the Charlie Sheen documentary, sneaking into movies, sparring combos & Spike Lee joints.
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Outro song: "Pesto" by Pudge
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Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
369. The Grey Area
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to the Little Brother concert, Jacksonville ticket sales, political assassinations, frozen yogurt, pop-punk Picturesque, bullet inscriptions & big D's in prison.
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Outro song: "Homage" by Keith Da Maestro
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Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
368. Chipocalypse Now
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Marshmallow vs. Together, sketchy water, Trump declaring war on Chicago, salt trucks, flarping eagles, an AI cover of Picturesque & how to find a booking agent.
Outro song: "Manners" by Skevious Tips (feat. Shea Michael)
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Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
367. I Been Moving Different
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's new album, prank phone calls, Philly cheesesteaks, Chance The Rapper's "Star Line", hootie rolls & Tyler The Creator's sexuality.
Outro song: "Hypothetically" by Acumental & Nate Kiz
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Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
366. Homo Erectus (feat. Wax)
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Wax to discuss wheelchair collections, performing at beach bars, skipping the Juggalo fest, being late, wack fixins, making doo, confidence vs. skill & looking at the comments.
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Outro song: "Celebratory Trinkets" by Wax
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Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
365. Extra Fudge
Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smuggling sausages, cold shrimp, apologies to Um-Guy, fidget putty, Derek Foreal, porn star names, walk-off knockouts, dealing with addiction & MGK's Jim Carrey impression.
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Outro song: "Give It Up" by Tobyraps (feat. Wax)
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Wednesday Aug 06, 2025
364. Cali Tooney
Wednesday Aug 06, 2025
Wednesday Aug 06, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss meeting Chali 2na at Everwild, Stephen Marley watching their set, murder hornets, nose beers triggering the doodies, opening acts & Jarv being a Gaylord Focker.
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Outro song: "DIY / IDK" by The White Moms
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Wednesday Jul 30, 2025
363. Kasplosion!
Wednesday Jul 30, 2025
Wednesday Jul 30, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term losing a million dollars, Happy Gilmore 2, painting sandboxes, wet hotel carpet, handicap parking, mope-fest, Sydney Sweeney's great jeans & bran muffins.
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Outro song: "Good Ass Life" by Acumental (feat. Joshua "Showtime" Williams)
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Wednesday Jul 23, 2025
362. Yellow Diamonds Look Like Pee Pee
Wednesday Jul 23, 2025
Wednesday Jul 23, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's Budapest trip, broken windshields, rat ashes, performing at Red Rocks, puking on airplanes, the cost of exposure, farting in a lady's face & rigor mortis crowds.
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Outro song: "Easy" by neverendingspliff (feat. The Palmer Squares)
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