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The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.
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Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's new album, prank phone calls, Philly cheesesteaks, Chance The Rapper's "Star Line", hootie rolls & Tyler The Creator's sexuality.
Outro song: "Hypothetically" by Acumental & Nate Kiz
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Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Wax to discuss wheelchair collections, performing at beach bars, skipping the Juggalo fest, being late, wack fixins, making doo, confidence vs. skill & looking at the comments.
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Outro song: "Celebratory Trinkets" by Wax
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Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smuggling sausages, cold shrimp, apologies to Um-Guy, fidget putty, Derek Foreal, porn star names, walk-off knockouts, dealing with addiction & MGK's Jim Carrey impression.
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Outro song: "Give It Up" by Tobyraps (feat. Wax)
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Wednesday Aug 06, 2025
Wednesday Aug 06, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss meeting Chali 2na at Everwild, Stephen Marley watching their set, murder hornets, nose beers triggering the doodies, opening acts & Jarv being a Gaylord Focker.
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Outro song: "DIY / IDK" by The White Moms
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Wednesday Jul 30, 2025
Wednesday Jul 30, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term losing a million dollars, Happy Gilmore 2, painting sandboxes, wet hotel carpet, handicap parking, mope-fest, Sydney Sweeney's great jeans & bran muffins.
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Outro song: "Good Ass Life" by Acumental (feat. Joshua "Showtime" Williams)
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Wednesday Jul 23, 2025
Wednesday Jul 23, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's Budapest trip, broken windshields, rat ashes, performing at Red Rocks, puking on airplanes, the cost of exposure, farting in a lady's face & rigor mortis crowds.
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Outro song: "Easy" by neverendingspliff (feat. The Palmer Squares)
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Wednesday Jun 25, 2025
Wednesday Jun 25, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's wedding weekend, doing ketamine for the first time, drinking tickets, weasel faces, MGK forgetting his lyrics, Kodak Black wiping boogers on a lady, sweaty udders, Final Destination movies & blue beef.
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Outro song: "Finger Pop" by Acumental & Nate Kiz
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Wednesday May 21, 2025
Wednesday May 21, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss getting invited to the Gathering of the Juggalos, a ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge, anime abortion memes, changing diapers, bad comedy sequels, Scoochie Boochie & the new Black Flag lineup.
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Outro song: "Fit To Be Tied" by Acumental (feat. G-Mo Skee)
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Wednesday May 14, 2025
Wednesday May 14, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss one pound fish, rapping over your album track, pee-wee shoes, souring the whole night in Bellingham, 4chan circa 2008, crackwh0res & favorite skate videos.
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Outro song: "Came with the Funk" by palmTree
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Wednesday May 07, 2025
Wednesday May 07, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss the gayest bar in Seattle, Indian traffic incidents, pilot grapes, offensive lyrics, sperm races, dapper diss tracks & hooking up in a movie theater.
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Outro song: "Choosey" by Term and Vantablac Sol
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