Episodes

7 days ago
279. Peter Brown Pause
7 days ago
7 days ago
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to a bachelor party in the Ozarks, Acumental pulling an all-nighter, reading the room, The Cure vs. The Smiths, broken chairs, being hungover at work & drinking on a boat.
Outro song: "Legolas" by The White Moms
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Wednesday May 17, 2023
278. Queef Fest ’99
Wednesday May 17, 2023
Wednesday May 17, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss playing a private event over the weekend, arcade basketball, wackjobs, dream farts, rocking out on the highway, blown umpire calls & Can I Kick It?
Outro song: "You can't kill me, I'm already dead" by The Suspect Allegedly
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Wednesday May 10, 2023
277. Dude League Museum
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Moonrunners fest, a baseball announcer saying the N-word, putting the coupe through surgery, dumbbells with legs, Black Thought freestyles & Term being an impatient meanie.
Outro song: "Sentient Beer" by Escape From The Zoo
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Wednesday May 03, 2023
276. Shanked In The Clink
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss seeing Evil Dead Rise & String Cheese Incident, watching professional skaters, broken teeth, tallying bananas, Mickey Avalon's net worth, meme novelty acts & prison shivs.
Outro song: "Beneficial" by Paige Alyssa
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Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
275. Cooties & Rizz (Splash)
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
Wednesday Apr 26, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent shows with Badfish, discovering Yung Gravy, Desiigner jerking on a plane, Trump liking Ice Spice, little pockets, shaft hair & writing love songs.
Outro song: "Peddlin (Remix)" by Ben Buck feat. The Palmer Squares
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Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
274. Blind Gary
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss airport protocol, the Dalai Lama asking a young boy to suck his tongue, Tone Loc's money man, dead billionaires, The Restrict Act & Kid Rock shooting Bud Light cans.
Pre-save "Peddlin" by Ben Buck (feat. The Palmer Squares)
Outro song: Whatchu Say!?! by Ideal (feat. The Palmer Squares)
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Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
273. Public Idiot Number One
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss dog sitting at Ed's house, Joe Biden eating ice cream, drag queens, rushing the obits, changing grandpa's undies, the infamous Soundpony show & Term oil.
Outro song: "Slow Down" by Junkyard Samurai (feat. Carlile)
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Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
272. You Get A Pass
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
Wednesday Mar 29, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jamie Lee Curtis winning an Oscar, Dermot Mulroney, fake spiders, a UFC fighter coming out as bisexual & electric toothbrushes.
Pre-save "Whatchu Say!?!" by Ideal ft. The Palmer Squares (coming April 4)
Outro song: "Cool Kids" by Little Stranger feat. Jarv & Damn Skippy
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Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
271. Mouthful of Cabinet
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss covering rap songs, Billboard's top 50 rappers of all time, twitchy eyelids, Term's oral hygiene & a woman getting her nose bitten off by a pitbull.
Pre-save "Slow Down" by Junkyard Samurai (coming 3.31)
Outro song: "Exhausted" by Skevious Tips feat. Wax
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Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
270. Hotter Than Enchilada Dips
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss lighting the playground on fire, daily atrocities, Oscar winners, nervous terrorists, signatures forged in handcuffs & dealing with imposter syndrome.
Outro song: "Porter House" by Davie Napalm
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