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The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.
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4 days ago
4 days ago
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss eating crickets, Summer House gossip, butter mushroom whiskey, worshipping the Holiday Inn Express, Mexican wrestling, huge unibrows, doing more livestreams & vegan marshmallows.
Outro song: "Side 2 Side" by Grieves feat. Above Average
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Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss iconic hangovers, mid pizza, Big Jay trashing the new Skanks intro, weed stoners, Jesse Pinkman impressions, blue blockers, crying fowl & Omar's whistle song.
Outro song: "Monopoly Money" by Eric Gordon feat. Roshin & Spenny
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Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss great crowds in Ohio, smokey maple glaze, Chappell Roan's security, giant disgusting whiteheads, heel suckers, eloquent idiots & favorite movie cars.
Outro song: "Blunderbuss" by Damn Skippy feat. King Green & Nahte Renmus
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Wednesday Mar 25, 2026
Wednesday Mar 25, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss kickflip backflips, expensive Facebook ads, seeing Battlebots in Vegas, making the new Legion of Skanks intro song, Opie references, hot scientists, R-word F-slurs & scapegoating Joe Rogan.
Outro song: "Throwback Thursday" by The Sandwich Boiz feat. The Palmer Squares (again...whoops)
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Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's trip to London, n-bombs at the BAFTA's, fake Jim Carrey, crying in museums, fingerboard bars, Shia Lebeouf saying he's scared of gay people, cancerous deli meats, drowning on mushrooms & gigantic spiders.
Outro song: "Throwback Thursday" by The Sandwich Boiz feat. The Palmer Squares
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Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss running late for the Cleveland show, a boxer getting his hair punched off, ecstasy pills, Ziggy's big unit, responding to spam emails, working on the new album & turning to the boss.
Outro song: "Night Owl Service" by Will Is Chillin'
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Wednesday Dec 17, 2025
Wednesday Dec 17, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss late night sloppy joe's, JellyRoll crying everywhere, Donald Trump making Rob Reiner's death about himself, boofing Wee Man, peeling mangos, HBO shows & doing whatever it takes to finish the new album.
Outro song: "Abhorrent" by Wax, DJ Hoppa
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Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss opening for Immortal Technique, mixer miracles, toilet putty warnings, swatting hands, nut guzzlers, Tucker Carlson being hilarious, Welcome to Derry & more Skankfest stories.
Outro song: "A Thousand Days From Now" by Pudge
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Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss broken pretzel chips, Term getting clobbered by Jamar Neighbors at Skankfest, getting bumped by the naked roast, going to the strip club with Brian Holtzman, Picklewich reviews, Fubo gripes & proud boy macho men.
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Outro song: "Double Yous" by UBI, Maez301
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Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit poolside with The White Moms to discuss Outback steakhouse, wife piping, elephant chains, napping on the beach, gator-leg, farmer's market porn, Mickey Avalon & frozen beaters.
Outro song: "T.E.T.O" by The White Moms
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