Episodes

7 days ago
387. The Herlihy Boy
7 days ago
7 days ago
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at High Hopes festival, Knicks becoming NBA champions, UFC at The White House, catching rattlesnakes, going to the Typical Cats show, 90's sitcoms & watering your plants.
Outro song: "Buy More Clocks" by Qwel & Nightwalker
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Wednesday Jun 03, 2026
386. Guru Nanda
Wednesday Jun 03, 2026
Wednesday Jun 03, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss laser dental surgery, finishing an album with no boss, NBA Finals, beating up a baby, Marc Johnson memories, Steven Spielberg movies & trying to get features on the new album.
Outro song: "Todd Hoffman" by Cam Groves
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Wednesday May 20, 2026
385. Wapper Rax
Wednesday May 20, 2026
Wednesday May 20, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss opening for Wax in Baltimore, living life on loop, Jake Paul's new MMA promotion, Pop Culture Jeopardy, the Sklar brothers of rap & comedians putting controversy over humor.
Outro song: "Lovie Smith" by The Palmer Squares
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Wednesday May 13, 2026
384. Like A Herd of Sheeple Do
Wednesday May 13, 2026
Wednesday May 13, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss drinking too much on the road, The Roast of Kevin Hart, outlaw country music, Polish diss tracks, hand sanitizer and lasagna, corn tortillas & buying TPS merchandise on eBay.
Outro song: "The Rain" by Spenny feat. Heavy G
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Wednesday May 06, 2026
383. La Cucaracha
Wednesday May 06, 2026
Wednesday May 06, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss eating crickets, Summer House gossip, butter mushroom whiskey, worshipping the Holiday Inn Express, Mexican wrestling, huge unibrows, doing more livestreams & vegan marshmallows.
Outro song: "Side 2 Side" by Grieves feat. Above Average
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Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
382. If You Come At The King You Better Miss
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss iconic hangovers, mid pizza, Big Jay trashing the new Skanks intro, weed stoners, Jesse Pinkman impressions, blue blockers, crying fowl & Omar's whistle song.
Outro song: "Monopoly Money" by Eric Gordon feat. Roshin & Spenny
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Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
381. Tick Tock Tummy Tuck
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
Wednesday Apr 01, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss great crowds in Ohio, smokey maple glaze, Chappell Roan's security, giant disgusting whiteheads, heel suckers, eloquent idiots & favorite movie cars.
Outro song: "Blunderbuss" by Damn Skippy feat. King Green & Nahte Renmus
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Wednesday Mar 25, 2026
380. Gabooska
Wednesday Mar 25, 2026
Wednesday Mar 25, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss kickflip backflips, expensive Facebook ads, seeing Battlebots in Vegas, making the new Legion of Skanks intro song, Opie references, hot scientists, R-word F-slurs & scapegoating Joe Rogan.
Outro song: "Throwback Thursday" by The Sandwich Boiz feat. The Palmer Squares (again...whoops)
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Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
379. Officer Poopy Butt (The Album)
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's trip to London, n-bombs at the BAFTA's, fake Jim Carrey, crying in museums, fingerboard bars, Shia Lebeouf saying he's scared of gay people, cancerous deli meats, drowning on mushrooms & gigantic spiders.
Outro song: "Throwback Thursday" by The Sandwich Boiz feat. The Palmer Squares
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Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
378. Jupac Shakur
Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
Wednesday Feb 04, 2026
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss running late for the Cleveland show, a boxer getting his hair punched off, ecstasy pills, Ziggy's big unit, responding to spam emails, working on the new album & turning to the boss.
Outro song: "Night Owl Service" by Will Is Chillin'
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