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The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.
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Aug 12, 2026
Aug 12, 2026
1 hr 31 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's broken phone, literal holes, Chase falling off stage at Everwild, The Odyssey, juiciest thighs, male nudity on The Sopranos & actually hot potatoes.
Outro song: "Benchwarmers" by Acumental (feat. Roshin)
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Jul 22, 2026
Jul 22, 2026
1 hr 29 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss blood stained jackets, explosive meltdowns, Beatlemania wigs, the tampon incident, long logs, thunderclap headaches & grabbing some bench.
Pre-save "BENCHWARMERS" by Acumental
Outro song: "When I Was A Kid" by Qwel & Nightwalker
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Jul 15, 2026
Jul 15, 2026
1 hr 41 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss business portfolios, severed peens, drone facilities, buying slippers, amber mosquitos, dead lady butt cheeks, piña coladas & Conor McGregor's big comeback.
Outro song: "DNA" by g2 (feat. LIFEOFTHOM)
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Jul 8, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
1 hr 42 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the World Cup, Tom Petty acting roles, playing with the algorithm, cliché herbs, passionate lovers, unlimited breadsticks, classic old movies & daddy going to town.
Outro song: "Bigger Man" by Spenny
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Jul 1, 2026
Jul 1, 2026
1 hr 54 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the classic Billy Bob prick interview, more Boxmasters, sharing your bed, bean eaters, Maternal Instinct on Netflix, jazookies & dropping casual bombshells.
Outro song: "Gun Em Down" by Triple Nickel
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Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
1 hr 41 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term seeing Disclosure Day (spoilers), contorted faces, sluttiest songs, Billy Bob Thornton's band, preserving your mystique & updating the Legion of Skanks intro.
Outro song: "Stranger Days" by No Exceptions
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Jun 17, 2026
Jun 17, 2026
1 hr 46 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at High Hopes festival, Knicks becoming NBA champions, UFC at The White House, catching rattlesnakes, going to the Typical Cats show, 90's sitcoms & watering your plants.
Outro song: "Buy More Clocks" by Qwel & Nightwalker
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Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
1 hr 48 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss laser dental surgery, finishing an album with no boss, NBA Finals, beating up a baby, Marc Johnson memories, Steven Spielberg movies & trying to get features on the new album.
Outro song: "Todd Hoffman" by Cam Groves
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May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
1 hr 40 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss opening for Wax in Baltimore, living life on loop, Jake Paul's new MMA promotion, Pop Culture Jeopardy, the Sklar brothers of rap & comedians putting controversy over humor.
Outro song: "Lovie Smith" by The Palmer Squares
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May 13, 2026
May 13, 2026
1 hr 24 min
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss drinking too much on the road, The Roast of Kevin Hart, outlaw country music, Polish diss tracks, hand sanitizer and lasagna, corn tortillas & buying TPS merchandise on eBay.
Outro song: "The Rain" by Spenny feat. Heavy G
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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