Episodes

Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
357. Geezer
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing in nightclubs, stolen car keys, cousin sucking, John Candy movies, iron shirts, crypto investments & victims of poisoning.
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Outro song: "Peace and Love" by Roshin & Gritfall
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Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
356. Scott's Law
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss post-set glizzies, Junebug's ashes, Bill Smith's new album, white rappers on Mount Rushmore, drunk stepdad fights & quoting Dumb and Dumber at the strip club.
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Outro song: "4:20 in Cleveland" by Tobyraps
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Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
355. Someone Like You
Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent Chicago show, ripped pants, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, corncob toilet paper, grill salesmen, missing the drop, deaf elephants & John Hughes movies.
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Outro song: "Common Cents." by Mike DFG
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Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
354. Maybe Relax
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Dave Blunts at Rolling Loud, stealing garlic powder, delivering empty boxes, coworker music, social media addiction, funny modern movies, Charles Manson & getting a tattoo on painkillers.
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Outro song: "Cold February" by Haiku Poetics
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
353. Neuro Gum
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss German boxing champions, tuxedo shoes, brown rings, 17-year-old wolves, the second hardest rap verse in the world & fumbling the push-off.
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Outro song: "Too Slow" by The Palmer Squares feat. Jarv
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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Wednesday Mar 05, 2025
352. Cruising Diddy Island
Wednesday Mar 05, 2025
Wednesday Mar 05, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smoking less weed, locking-in, Adrien Brody's insufferable Oscar speech, Trump AI videos, abusing phone numbers, doing side quests & insanely loud fireworks.
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Outro song: "What Is Happy?" by Brayell
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Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
351. Boot Licker
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the wrong movies, Jarv's cesspool show, the Cymande concert, losing listeners over political comments, engagement farming, fans begging Drake for money, legalizing comedy & making burgers.
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Outro song: "WonderLand" by $hawnyglass
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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Wednesday Feb 19, 2025
350. Squirt Loder (feat. Jarv, King Green, Damn Skippy & Nahte Renmus)
Wednesday Feb 19, 2025
Wednesday Feb 19, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with the entire Rap 101 Tour to discuss ear infections, gooey wormholes, simping for billionaires, Vince McMahon's texts, Kendrick's halftime show, the F-word, white rappers all being Eminem & mass deportations.
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Outro song: "One Million Dollars" by King Green
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
349. Dapper Rapper
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Grammy winners, Emilia Perez, unearthed tweets, NBA trades, overweight Lyft riders, cyber farting, dead figure skaters & country roads.
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Outro song: "Brass Tacks" by Earthworm, Nate Kiz
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
348. Teen Star
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Watch full video of this week's episode HERE
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Roseanne rapping, terrible TikTok music, Dexter Original Sin, X-Pac action figures, zesty pants, throwing hot coffee in a woman's face & the worst rap battle ever.
Donate to Acumental's honeymoon fund! ❤️
Outro song: "Organic" by Roshin feat. J Scienide
Please send questions, stories & whatever else to tpsreportspodcast@gmail.com and feel free to leave us a voicemail at 708-797-3079.
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