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The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.
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7 days ago
7 days ago
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss late night sloppy joe's, JellyRoll crying everywhere, Donald Trump making Rob Reiner's death about himself, boofing Wee Man, peeling mangos, HBO shows & doing whatever it takes to finish the new album.
Outro song: "Abhorrent" by Wax, DJ Hoppa
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Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
Wednesday Dec 03, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss opening for Immortal Technique, mixer miracles, toilet putty warnings, swatting hands, nut guzzlers, Tucker Carlson being hilarious, Welcome to Derry & more Skankfest stories.
Outro song: "A Thousand Days From Now" by Pudge
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Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss broken pretzel chips, Term getting clobbered by Jamar Neighbors at Skankfest, getting bumped by the naked roast, going to the strip club with Brian Holtzman, Picklewich reviews, Fubo gripes & proud boy macho men.
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Outro song: "Double Yous" by UBI, Maez301
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Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit poolside with The White Moms to discuss Outback steakhouse, wife piping, elephant chains, napping on the beach, gator-leg, farmer's market porn, Mickey Avalon & frozen beaters.
Outro song: "T.E.T.O" by The White Moms
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Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
Wednesday Oct 22, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss wiener socks, betting on the hat, the John Candy documentary, tainted nookie, top-5 favorite movies, foofy scarves, Michael J. Fox outtakes & emotional music on the car radio.
Outro song: "Ring Around the Rosie" by Roshin x Gritfall
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Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Drew's wedding band, 40-second fart blasts, eggs on top of the roof, Tim Robinson roles, simping for babies, chicken sandwiches & Manscaped sponsorships.
Outro song: "Ostriches" by James Begin
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Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Paul Thomas Anderson movies, meager rib bites, spending too much money, UFC 370, ice buttplugs, smoking hella blunts, violent rap verses & wasting all our film.
Outro song: "Neon Signs" by Robscure
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Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Holy Smokes festival, stolen merch, seeing The Effigies at Riot Fest, GWAR beheading the president, the Charlie Sheen documentary, sneaking into movies, sparring combos & Spike Lee joints.
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Outro song: "Pesto" by Pudge
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Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to the Little Brother concert, Jacksonville ticket sales, political assassinations, frozen yogurt, pop-punk Picturesque, bullet inscriptions & big D's in prison.
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Outro song: "Homage" by Keith Da Maestro
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Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Marshmallow vs. Together, sketchy water, Trump declaring war on Chicago, salt trucks, flarping eagles, an AI cover of Picturesque & how to find a booking agent.
Outro song: "Manners" by Skevious Tips (feat. Shea Michael)
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