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The Palmer Squares shed a very dim light on a variety of topics & answer questions from their fans.
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss one pound fish, rapping over your album track, pee-wee shoes, souring the whole night in Bellingham, 4chan circa 2008, crackwh0res & favorite skate videos.
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Outro song: "Came with the Funk" by palmTree
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Wednesday May 07, 2025
Wednesday May 07, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss the gayest bar in Seattle, Indian traffic incidents, pilot grapes, offensive lyrics, sperm races, dapper diss tracks & hooking up in a movie theater.
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Outro song: "Choosey" by Term and Vantablac Sol
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Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
Wednesday Apr 30, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing in nightclubs, stolen car keys, cousin sucking, John Candy movies, iron shirts, crypto investments & victims of poisoning.
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Outro song: "Peace and Love" by Roshin & Gritfall
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Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
Wednesday Apr 16, 2025
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss post-set glizzies, Junebug's ashes, Bill Smith's new album, white rappers on Mount Rushmore, drunk stepdad fights & quoting Dumb and Dumber at the strip club.
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Outro song: "4:20 in Cleveland" by Tobyraps
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Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
Wednesday Mar 26, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent Chicago show, ripped pants, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, corncob toilet paper, grill salesmen, missing the drop, deaf elephants & John Hughes movies.
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Outro song: "Common Cents." by Mike DFG
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Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Dave Blunts at Rolling Loud, stealing garlic powder, delivering empty boxes, coworker music, social media addiction, funny modern movies, Charles Manson & getting a tattoo on painkillers.
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Outro song: "Cold February" by Haiku Poetics
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Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
Wednesday Mar 12, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss German boxing champions, tuxedo shoes, brown rings, 17-year-old wolves, the second hardest rap verse in the world & fumbling the push-off.
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Outro song: "Too Slow" by The Palmer Squares feat. Jarv
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Wednesday Mar 05, 2025
Wednesday Mar 05, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smoking less weed, locking-in, Adrien Brody's insufferable Oscar speech, Trump AI videos, abusing phone numbers, doing side quests & insanely loud fireworks.
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Outro song: "What Is Happy?" by Brayell
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Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the wrong movies, Jarv's cesspool show, the Cymande concert, losing listeners over political comments, engagement farming, fans begging Drake for money, legalizing comedy & making burgers.
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Outro song: "WonderLand" by $hawnyglass
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Wednesday Feb 19, 2025
Wednesday Feb 19, 2025
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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with the entire Rap 101 Tour to discuss ear infections, gooey wormholes, simping for billionaires, Vince McMahon's texts, Kendrick's halftime show, the F-word, white rappers all being Eminem & mass deportations.
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Outro song: "One Million Dollars" by King Green
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