Episodes

Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
326. Lil Boo Thang
Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
Wednesday Jun 26, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss stealing hits, panda dunks, the Kendrick & Friends concert, content creators, making a living off music, shredding paper & eating mushroom chocolates at the symphony.
Outro song: "Only A Job" by The Palmer Squares
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Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
325. Brown Swirly Emoji
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
Wednesday Jun 19, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss releasing a new song, Post Malone's massive success, rolling pennies, nursing homes, Joe Biden's declining health, cheapfakes, NBA champs, kite foilers & formidable fathers.
Pre-save our new song "Only A Job" (everywhere 6/21)
Outro song: "Free Bass" by G Yamazama, Lord Fess & Armenhammer
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Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
324. Sweet Heart
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Shkreli Wu-Tang album, NBA Finals, Playboi Carti's raw adlibs, a deaf rapper from Congo, beauty pageants, rodeo bulls, E-sports arenas & the other side of Lake Michigan.
Pre-save our new song "Only A Job" (everywhere 6/21)
Outro song: "80085" by The Sandwich Boiz
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Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
323. Flarp For Brains
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
Wednesday Jun 05, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss grape diarrhea, "Houdini" by Eminem, Civil War vs. Furiosa, ear plugs, riding dirty, the last few tour shows, video roulette, arguing about the Mandela effect & a teen rapper shooting himself on IG Live.
Outro song: "Greener Grass" by Earthworm & Nate Kiz
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Wednesday May 22, 2024
322. Baphomet (feat. Chase Bays)
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and their merch guy Chase discuss late night soaks, clogging the hotel toilet, hookah vapes, ear infections, Olivia Coleman naked, paper cups, all-gender bathrooms, MKUltra, cloud seeding, sexy grapefruits & hemoglobin.
Outro song: "Dear Moonlight" by Owl Green (feat. The Grouch & Eligh)
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Wednesday May 15, 2024
321. Never A Dull Moment (feat. Escape From The ZOO)
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Escape From The ZOO discuss being locked in a dark room, the worst sound guy ever, diss couplets, chocolate juice, the world's biggest dump, unhealthy obsessions, UFC 301, clogged ears & shots in the ass.
Outro song: "Silver Lining" by Doom Scroll
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Wednesday May 08, 2024
320. Blammy Crodie
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Kendrick's diss tracks, Joe Hale Osteen, Cutco knives, Colorado crowds, rapping at elevation, taking another mans hat, portals to Africa, Earth shapes, trusting information & flight paths.
Outro song: "Rolling Rock" by Loser Chris (feat. Chris DiCola, TobyRaps, James Begin, Cameron James)
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Wednesday May 01, 2024
319. Cucked By God
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Wednesday May 01, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss double shots of whiskey, $6 tips, waving towels, Term's MRI results, performing in coffee shops, a guy crashing his flying machine & Zodiac signs.
Outro song: "Shit Show" by Escape From The ZOO
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Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
318. Take Me To Chutch
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss drinking on night one, wacky poops, big giant butts, watching the new Road House, Drake's AI diss track, eating cereal, Cody Canada, smoking resin in your 30's & skateboarding game shows.
Outro song: "Loosie" by Spenny & Eric Gordon
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Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
317. Spotty Opal Dishes
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss UFC 300, protestors at the airport, puking up tacos, movie bingo night, hitting the woah, conjoined twins, humpcaps & birds chirping at 6am.
Outro song: "The Best Is Yet To Come" by Ben Buck feat. Vel Nine & DJ Trackstar
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